Inspired by Recent McCain Rally Footage:
October 19, 2008
To my American friends: I realize the majority of you don’t deserve this, and to you I am very sorry – for everything.
I really look forward to November – mostly because I am sick to death of hearing about this goddamn election. I’m pretty pissed about the record low voter turnout in Canada . It is most likely your fault. Thanks a lot, “gotcha media”! *winks*
Hawaii, I’m leaving you out of this.
UPDATE: I am so sorry! It has just been brought to my attention that the only areas that I should be pointing my arrows to should be what Palin calls “Real America”. To all the fake Americans: again, I’m sorry.
If McCain wins, no apology to us, your southern (and western) neighbors, will be necessary. I’ll buy the T-shirt. Just make sure there’s a double-i on Hawaii.
Well, he won’t win.
Hmmmm . . . we re-elected Stephen Harper . . . perhaps I shouldn’t throw stones.
Did you change the map? This one has a grade school textbook feel. The old one was more “digital graphics.”